Readers Answer Your Relationship Questions
George says, "I really loved Tony. We had some great times together, he was a real romantic. But it was always hard managing a long distance relationship - I used to wonder if he was seeing other world leaders when he was home. He always said he wasn't, but sometimes I'd see pictures in the paper of him out with Jacques Chirac or Silvio Berlusconi. Then we'd fight, and I'd be miserable.
"The only public hint of our relationship slipped out one day when we were talking to reporters at Camp David. They asked if we had any interests in common. I giggled and said, 'Well, we both use Colgate toothpaste.' Tony was annoyed, but said lightly, 'They're going to wonder how you knew that, George!'
"Still, I always thought we'd work things out - we had a 'special relationship', a 'unique bond'. But one day Tony found out that I'd told [Mexican President] Vicente Fox that we had an 'unprecedented closeness', and he got really mad.
"That night, he called me. I could tell rightaway that it wasn't going to be a slushy or sexy phonecall, the kind he used to make just before going to bed. This was one phonecall I stood up for.
"He told me it was over.
"I cried myself to sleep listening to our song, "Everything I do, I do for you". The next day, the evil men attacked our country, and I knew this was only going to make our break-up harder.
"He knew, and I knew, that it would have seemed odd if he didn't call me straight away, but it was really hard on both of us. Only a very few people knew of our relationship, and even they didn't know we'd broken up.
"Tony flew over to offer his support. When I saw him, my arms ached to hold him, but I knew that if I wanted a chance to win him back, I had to appear strong.
"We've been together so often since. My heart aches when I think about how much fun we could have had if we were still going out. As it is, I'm distracted whenever he's around. I accidentally agreed to bomb Afghanistan because I was thinking about his cute little smile instead of listening to my advisors.
"I just can't stop thinking about him, and I can't bear that we keep bumping into each other at world leader social functions. I have to get over him before I slip up and bomb another country, but I don't know how."
Your advice for George...
Advice from Corrine
well i dunno what to tell u ...uhh 1st of all i didnt know u werw datin a guy but thats alright...any ways i seriously have no cle but as the saying goes if love hurts it wont work so maybe u need some time alone but neways he will relize how much he loves u and care about u and he will come crawling back but u wont be there and he will begg u until u give in and take him back then he will treat u soo good so he will never loose u again and things will go smooth from there believe me i know from personal experient and me and this guy have been going out for 4 years and we about to get ingaged
Advice from Steve
My advice is to stop writing garbage like this, or else!!!!!!!
Advice from Ryan
Tony doesn't love you anymore. What is pertinant is that you move on in your life. There are plently of single powerful world leaders. Between me and you George, I think Vladimir Putin has got a soft spot for you. Try and avoid listening to songs that remind you of Tony, try and also avoid watching Dumbo the Elephant, the memories might all come flooding back in a rush of emotional fervour. Also try not to take out your anger or saddness on other countries... I'm sure they don't appreciate it.
Advice from leon
there arn't many ways but, the main one would probably be to not see him around anymore. change jobs. It worked for me!
Advice from minke
SDNIOFFDGFD MINKE IS COOLE NAAM
Advice from Adam Smith (www.fuckbush.com/blairsupyourass)
QUIT! become a garbage man, it pays well? Just stop fucking killing people OK?!?
Advice from Minke
we all really love you!
Advice from omfg
url = no contactGTFO!! no one wants to hear about this even yer gay gtfo yer gonna bomb a country because yer gay ( both ways)
Advice from Chester Wiggletiest
Okay, I have a personal question.. There's this girl I really like a lot and she goes and tells her friends that she wants to have sex with me, instead of telling me. But I feel these things for her, and I never tell her these things to her on the phone, that I 've been having dreams about her, having sex with her. Should I tell this girl these things I feel?
Advice from Lisa Maxwell
I think that he should just move on and realize that there is someone else out there for him and everything will be okay!!!