People was also forced to make substantial changes to their text. The final text of their article, right, is clearly different to the first draft, written after conversations with those who knew Celine and her family soon after they first arrived in Canada from the planet Pracsehs.
A large passage of text describing the full process of Celine's makeover is missing, leaving a puzzling discrepancy: if Celine's makeover only involved a haircut and dental work, why did it take 18 months? Our source says that the transformation went a lot further than 'from adolescence to a young woman', and was actually a transformation from alien to human, involving skin bleaching, elocution training and lessons in human culture, history and biology, as well as plastic surgery to reduce her resemblance to the 'traditional' alien.
Another heavily edited passage discussed the often controversial topic of Celine's weight and dietary habits. In the original passage, Celine did attribute her 'reed-thin' body to her high metabolism, but she also gave specific credit to her 'alien heritage', and not 'genetics' as the final article claims. A cursory examination of her family photo would seem to bear evidence to the first statement, and there's certainly no evidence of a genetic trait towards stick-insectness in the photo portrait.
Our source suggests that the meal attributed to Celine was carefully devised with feedback from focus groups and marketing experts, as the available evidence suggests that aliens of Celine's species do not ingest food in the same sense as mammals such as humans. One theory suggests that she uses her hair to trap minute particles from the air, like whales eating krill, but it is not known whether these particles are animal or mineral.
However she sustains her alien life, there is no doubt that Celine Dion is indeed an alien, and that humans in her employ will stoop to any method of preventing humans outside of a select circle learning the truth about her.
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