rant

March 30, 00. I have an old lady wig... when I have a car that I can be bothered driving again, I'm going to wear it whenever I'm on a freeway so that the other drivers will think I'll go slow like a little old lady and then I can laugh evilly when I burn them off.

Searching for "ten pin bowling melbourne" on anzwers.com.au gets you lots of personal homepages. I wonder if they all know each other.

2. 98% About Me Name: Chong Han (Eric) Chuah Alias: Kandoo

3. 98% About Ian About Ian Hi, I'm Ian Dobson. I am 30 years

5. 98% My Details Details! Name: Pratap Birthday: 25 May, 1972

March 27, 00. Ok, so last night I watched a Barbara Walters special, with Ricky Martin (she asked him about his 'sexuality' and he said it was something that was private to him, so he's probably not gay but enjoying the publicity. Otoh, he got pretty f'ing camp at some stages), and they showed footage of him when he was young in "Menudo" and the mullets were *incredible*. Even the crowd shots of his fans were full of mullets. Mullet city.

March 22, 00. Am I turning weblog? (Actually, I hate that term because logs are things produced by servers, not people). Odd spot.

March 20, 00. Computer possessed by demons? Only one to get rid of them.

http://www.demonbuster.com/

Impatient to read it? I've copied the best bits here:

If you are not seeking help for yourself, you should stop reading right here. Otherwise, your demons will get stirred up, especially your RELIGIOUS and SPIRITUAL demons.

We have received almost daily reports that when someone wants to open our web site or print our material, their printer or the computer malfunctions and will not print or download.

Several people have told us they spent hours trying to get it to print. Others who tried to email us were so overwhelmed by their own demons, that they could hardly type out the words they wanted to say. This is quite normal. It seems that the more desperate you are to seek help, the more the demons interfere.

Two demons specifically assigned to cause malfunctions in electronic equipment are BOYCE and BOICE. Bind them up in the name of Jesus, and tell them to leave your equipment.

March 7, 00. Whatever happened to all those wannabe web designers from a few years ago? You know, the ones with names based on some animal - butterfly's web design, Tiger Web Design, Big Bear, turtle, etc, and a geocities address. It's good that the web has a place for people like that or else they'd be out busking on the street or wearing a sign saying 'will make animated gifs for money'.

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