minke.com sucks

On 29 Apr 2003 00:24:23 Francine Dicaire went away and did some research... but apparently doesn't know about CAPS LOCK. "email = MOON_LIGHT_1990@HOTMAIL.example.COM url = MY E-MAIL IS NOT IN CAPITAL LETTERS. comment = THE FIRST PICTURE WAS COMPUTERSIDE WICH MEANS THAT YOU PUT THAT COLOR ON HER BY A COMPUTER. AND THE SECOND ONE IS EITHER LIGHTS OR FACIAL CREAM. OH BURNT!!!!!" I love the idea that I could get close enough to Celine Dion to put green facial cream on her or that I've been holding my own photos shoots with the alien one.

On 29 Apr 2003 00:21:32 Francine wrote again: "GOD WILL JUGE YOU SO BE READY AND IF UR NOT A BELEIVER AND DOES NOY LIVE FOR GOD, YOU WILL GO TO HELL AND NOT A PARIDISE IN HEAVEN, "FOR GOD SO LOVED THE WROLD THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY BEGOTTEN SON THAT WHO EVER BELEIVES SHALL NOT PARISH INTO HELL BUT HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE IN HEAVEN ON STREETS OF GOLD. JOHN 3:16 THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MANSIONS IN THE WORLD IS A DUMP COMPARED TO THE ONES IN HEAVEN THAT HE MADE FOR YOU."

Francine again: "wat lies wat lies liyers. GET A LIFE. GET A LIFE GET A LIFE GET A LIFE GET A LIFE ON GRIPS MAN JEES GET A JOB THAT GETS PAID"

On 29 Apr 2003 00:15:51 -0000 Francine Dicaire (moon_light_1990@hotmail.example.com) wrote "yo this is so not real man like get a grip on life. God does not make this kind of people and it's kindof obvious that it's not true so why do this stuff? you guys no it's rong so please. This picture was taken in a green light. YOUR THE ONES THAT ARE STUPID. But God still loves you don't worry so tell the truth instead of lies like siriously. i may only be 13 years old but i know lots more then you people and i'm smart enough to know that this was tookin in green lights. So get another grip on life man. you no wat, it's funny but not realistik. so god bless and SAY THE TRUTH CUZ SHE CAN CHARGE!!!!! YOU GUYZ.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Siriously you guyz, I feel bad because I just realised how rong I am to do this.

On 28 Apr 2003 23:44:26 -0000 Ashley O'reilie (cute_lil_brown_girl16@hotmail.example.com) wrote: "i think that celine Dion is not an alien aliens do not exist and celine dion is not one of them.She probabaly was doing a movie or was dared to die her skin green.i WANT you to interview her and ask her and she what the comment is." I would love to interview Celine Dion about whether or not she's an alien. Perhaps this demand from a fan will convince her to grant me an interview.

On 24 Apr 2003 15:33:23 -0000 an anonymous coward wrote: "Yall are so rediculous and clearly with nothing else in your hands to do, other than make your life seem more interesting by targeting others. i thought i had seen everything but whoa this is plainly rediculous!" Not as rediculous as their spelling, mind you.

On Tue, 29 Apr 2003 04:34:35, aqua_celine@yahoo.example.com wrote "minke is jealous,n also a satan minke is such a beast,n i think that he is an stinky alien,you know" I'm a beastly stinky alien!

On 29 Mar 2003 20:16:28 -0000, Leeny (Shania8877@aol.example.com) wrote about Shania being an alien: "Hi! You're so lame! but I must admit, that's funny! I feel really sorry that you wasted all your prescious time writing that article! Take care and do more of those! They're funny! bye! salut!"

On 20 Mar 2003 23:36:52, meg (bananabut@hotmail.example.com) wrote "This is shit it is soo full of bullshit. Who the hell is gunna believe that Shania Twain is gunna be an alien. Maybe u are. u ugly idiot. Shania is way to gorgeous to be an alien. People arn't that stupid u know. u must be handicaped." Who says aliens can't be gorgeous?

Little caring that I do have a job, on 20 Mar 2003 20:32:33 -0000 jessica (dmxdmx36@hotmail.example.com) wrote "Yeah this is stupid bullshit and fake (obviousley) you need to get a job hunny"

Date: 17 Mar 2003 20:45:08 -0000 subject = celine_alien1 name = troy email = t_dog_2317@yahoo.com comment = i would love to see some nude pics of celine dion

Date: 14 Mar 2003 21:50:06 -0000
subject = celien_alien
name = Liz A
email = squeakyclean17277@example.com
comment = i think that the people who made up the story that Celine Dion is an Alien have too much time on your hands. You guys are just more tabloid fanatics and believe this kind of thing. I think the people need to have some responsibility and get some real jobs. Have a little pride, will you?!?!?!

Date: Fri, 7 Mar 2003 12:57:52 -0600 subject = celien_alien
name = mazri abderahmane
email = aime.ma@caramail_example.com url = a celine dion comment = salut sa va je t'anvois se message pour te dir que je l'un de tes maieur fan etje t'aime tres fort.

Date: Wed, 5 Mar 2003 17:41:03 -0600
subject = shania_alien
comment = i think u reporters are making these stupid things about celine and shania, i think u just put colour on their body to make them look like aliens. i've seen their posters and other pictures but i have never seen this!

Date: Fri, 28 Feb 2003 12:39:27 -0600 subject = shania_alien
comment = iI think you need to lay off the HARD DRUGS. If you keep talking bad about Shania Twain,then you're gonna have some serious problems.I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!

Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 07:57:51 -0600 subject = ask dear dead diana
name = anhahaha
from = canada
question = Dear Departed Di,
this is crazy, i cant believe dead poeple can hack online sites omfg ( oh my fucking god ) this is crazy! btw are you virgin?

Date: Mon, 24 Feb 2003 06:20:02 -0600 subject = readers relationship advice
name = omfg
email = dont e-mail me u fag url = no contact
advice = GTFO!! no one wants to hear about this even yer gay gtfo yer gonna bomb a country because yer gay ( both ways)

Date: Sat, 22 Feb 2003 19:58:49 -0600
subject = ask dear dead diana
name = crysty
from = wagga wagga new south wales australia
question = Dear Departed Di, why do you show this website it pethetic it makes people believe that your rised from the dead. But i din't believe that because this is just one of those sites that make people believe that you can help them and turn there worl and life around.

Date: Sat, 22 Feb 2003 13:35:47 -0600
subject = celine_alien3
name = stewar
email = solitario_125@example_hotmail.com
comment = Fuck You!!!!!!!!

Date: Fri, 21 Feb 2003 11:11:50 -0600
subject = celien_alien
name = Sara
email = shadowhoundz@example_aol.com
comment = Three Words For You:
Paint Shop Pro

Date: Sat, 15 Feb 2003 21:16:52 -0600
subject = shania_alien
name = Shania Twain
comment = take your lies some where eles

Date: Fri, 7 Feb 2003 17:13:17 -0600 subject = shania_alien
name = j.o.
email = oakcreekrnch@ltsp.com
comment = This is the dumbest thing I've ever read. Stuart Gumboot, get a life!

Date: Tue, 4 Feb 2003 12:28:49 -0600
subject = celien_alien
name = Anne
email = Anneke22@hotmail.com
comment = sukel ik durf te wedde da gij nie zo goe kunt zinge zenne whatever!?

Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 12:35:10 -0600 subject = you suck
name = Michelle Cruz
celeb = any well-known celebrity
animal = radio interview candidate
comment = I have the STAR PHONE on my new radio show "Michelle & Mitchell in the Morning" at Harrisburg's WCAT-FM in Central Pennsylvania and I'd love to interview any and all VIPs between 0815 - 0840 each weekday. Call me (800) 932-0505 Ext 155 - Many thanks

Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 19:35:33 -0600
subject = celine_alien2
name = Megan
email = FoxyMama_101@y_example_ahoo.com
comment = You are full of shit never talk about her like that

Date: Mon, 20 Jan 2003 14:22:26 -0600
subject = celien_alien
name = Ashlee
comment = This is so dumb...

maxima

Date: Sat, 11 Jan 2003 20:52:11 -0600 name = never mind who iam email = italiaia2002@yahoo.com comment = princess maxima is fake!! i personally think she is not worthy enough of being a princess nor she is not queen material. maxima is so ugly and disgusting. low life trash. then who cares about dutch royalty now.

shania_alien

Date: Fri, 10 Jan 2003 13:34:43 -0600 name = stephen comment = this site is pure pish, just shows that idiots like you do not know what talent is. You are probably a fat spazz!

shania_alien

Date: Wed, 1 Jan 2003 14:51:48 -0600 name = Sandy comment = You are stupid.You are some guy who wants money.so you lie. i have read books on her and i belive what they say.So you can take your lies and make money,but you won't get money from me.