wank

It's so hard to write anything that doesn't sound like adolscent angst.

1.3.99Nice things scare me.

28.12.98 All that fuss for a bit of skin. This one has no punchline.

15.12.98 One day I'm gonna be a regular in a swish cafe.

It's not retro!

In bed with a madonna.

Oooh, scary - one about love.

Thank God, Girls Aren't Visual.

A passionate, sensuous story about waking up to the woman I love...

I walk the streets at night.

Not coming any time soon: Car.