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Other People's Bad Poetry: A Special Feature

One day I'm going to get up the courage to display all the bad breakup poetry that's been sent to me in the past, but I not going to be that brave until either I or the girls who sent the poetry have vacated the country. Or at least the state.

I have bad love poetry as well, but it's not as amusing as the break-up poems.

None of which is at all relevant to what follows (unless of course SMeLi secretly lusts after me. Not). If it relates to anything, it's to the whole 'I spend (spent) too much time on irc' meme, if it can be dignified with that term.

<BeLiBuToN> roses are red
<BeLiBuToN> violets are blue
<BeLiBuToN> all i ever wanted stinke
<BeLiBuToN> was to LAMP THWACK u

<BeLiBuToN> roses are red
<BeLiBuToN> we both fukt nexy
<BeLiBuToN> but better than that
<BeLiBuToN> your undies are sexy

<BeLiBuToN> roses are prickly
<BeLiBuToN> and kinda thorny
<BeLiBuToN> When I'm near stinke
<BeLiBuToN> I'm anything but horny