Thor the World's Best Dog... as himself
Alien Robot 1... Robbie the Robot
Alien Robot 2... Aloyious the Robot
Household feet... as themselves
Backyard... 18 Showers St
Back step... 18 Showers St
Dirty Underwear... Animate Extras Casting Agency
The Story...
All shots are from a dog's eye-view, so all you see of the humans is their feet and calves.
Shot: Thor doing doggy things in the backyard.
Shot: Robot ship moving across the sky
Shot: Thor looks up and barks
Shot: Robot ship lands
Shot: Thor stares
Shot: Robot ship opens, revealing Alien Robot 1, armed and ready
Shot: Thor stares and barks
Shot: Robot 1 in front of the ship
Shot: Robot and Thor in stand-off in front of the ship
Shot: Wider shot of stand-off, legs of housemate move into shot. Voice, 'what's up, Thor? Oh, what's that? Where do you get all these weird toys, Thor?'.
Shot: Set-up as above, robot shoots at the person, rays flying.
Shot: Person looks surprised, clutches chest and falls as the camera follows their motion.
Shot: Robot still firing. Thor barks and attacks the robot, it falls and stops firing.
Shot: Second robot emerges from the ship, flies towards Thor.
Shot: Thor runs into the house to get help.
Shot: Shot of couch, lots of feet, beer bottles, ashtrays, sound of tv blaring. Thor enter, barking.
Shot: Outside, the second robot helps the first one up and they confer.
Shot: General shooing and yelling at dog.
Shot: Feet take Thor outside and shut the door, voice tells him to 'be quiet'.
Shot: Thor checks on unconscious housemate, taking advantage of them being down to lick their face.
Shot: Thor confronts the robots, the robots take off over his head, shoot the lock off the back door and fly into the house, bent on world destruction.
Shot: Robots flying through the kitchen into the house, noise of tv heard in the background.
Shot: Robots land and start rolling along the floor, shooting as they go. The tv noise masks the sound of their guns from the humans.
Shot: Thor runs in from the backyard behind the robots.
Shot: Thor spots a laundry basket full of the housemate's dirty washing. Thor pushes the laundry basket over onto the robots just as they reach the living room door.
Shot: Robots being covered in laundry, still shooting but screams of horror are heard from the robots.
Shot: a pair of feet walk out, see the spilled laundry, scold Thor, and find the robots shrunk to the size of lego men (how handy, I already have that prop!), voice says 'what are these? Thor, where *do* you get these toys?'
Shot: Thor grins a big doggy grin.
Shot: credits.